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You are fucking kidding me. All the Animal Control dudes are looking at the list of shit to take care of ...

"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."

That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.




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Depends on how many there are. They're the piranhas of the canine world. Individually small and wimpy, but en mass they can skeletonize a child.
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TPRJones wrote:Depends on how many there are. They're the piranhas of the canine world. Individually small and wimpy, but en mass they can skeletonize a child.
Yeah, that's why you send in an intern or ten. They go pretty cheap. Stoned high schoolers could round them up.
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Malcolm wrote:You are fucking kidding me. All the Animal Control dudes are looking at the list of shit to take care of ...

"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."

That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.
I was talking to a guy from the animal shelter some years ago. He said poodles are the worst as far as temperament.
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I'm calling bullshit. In Arizona coyotes would be eating those things like Lay's potato chips.



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Good point Gordo. I suspect they aren't strays and are put up at night. That's when they'd be killed by coyotes, more than likely.
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