Apparently, kicking...
You are fucking kidding me. All the Animal Control dudes are looking at the list of shit to take care of ...
"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."
That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.
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"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."
That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.
Edited By Malcolm on 1393540809
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Yeah, that's why you send in an intern or ten. They go pretty cheap. Stoned high schoolers could round them up.TPRJones wrote:Depends on how many there are. They're the piranhas of the canine world. Individually small and wimpy, but en mass they can skeletonize a child.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
I was talking to a guy from the animal shelter some years ago. He said poodles are the worst as far as temperament.Malcolm wrote:You are fucking kidding me. All the Animal Control dudes are looking at the list of shit to take care of ...
"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."
That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren