Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Yay Netflix!

Post by **Leisher** » Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:19 am

I heard this movie was terrible, so my expectations were low. It wasn't great by any means, but it wasn't horrific.

I think they might have had more success if they had made it more family friendly. As it is, they have a lot of violence, gore, and F bombs mixed in with very cartoony witches. The very uncomplicated plot and silly coincidences probably helped it get slammed by critics.

It was entertaining enough that I'll check out the second one that IMDB says is being made, IF they get the main stars back.

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Post by **GORDON** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:34 pm

My favorite aspect of the movie is that it supposedly takes place in Bavaria in the 1700's (or so), but my favorite line from the film is, "Touch that fucking gun and I'll blow your brains out all over these fucking hillbillies."

Or something like that.

They speak like modern-day Americans in 1700's europe.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:33 am

What did you expect? "Lay thine hand upon that fuccant musket and I whilst blow thine brains out upon these fuccant pudding-headed fellows."

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:54 am

It wasn't a criticism. I liked that style decision.