Far Cry
Postal
BloodRayne
Hunter: The Reckoning
and one more I can't remember.
That's on top of Dungeon Siege.
And all are due before the end of 2006.
Ugh.
This has to be a big plot by Hollywood to make people think video games are crap.
More Uwe Boll
The preview w\ the chainsaw was enough for me to throw it in the 'Flix queue, waaaaay down there, though.
Looking forward to seeing the Exorcist prequel that didn't suck. You know, the one that was made by Paul Schrader (who worked as a screenwriter on "Mean Streets"), the director the studio FIRED when most of the film was already done, then hired Renny fucking Harlin (of "Cutthroat Island") to make a substandard piece of shit.
Looking forward to seeing the Exorcist prequel that didn't suck. You know, the one that was made by Paul Schrader (who worked as a screenwriter on "Mean Streets"), the director the studio FIRED when most of the film was already done, then hired Renny fucking Harlin (of "Cutthroat Island") to make a substandard piece of shit.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
How is it that "Serenity," which looks to have made few compromises, yields creative control to the writers whereas "Doom" (which LEGIONS of more fans) looks like a made-for-MTV movie & yields creative control to...well, no one. Christ, I bet I could've written a better script.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Goddamnit, Bloodrayne & Hunter could've been decent flicks. Why the hell do studios keep hiring directors that perpetually produce flicks that flop?Far Cry
Postal
BloodRayne
Hunter: The Reckoning
and one more I can't remember.
That's on top of Dungeon Siege.
And all are due before the end of 2006.
Ugh.
This has to be a big plot by Hollywood to make people think video games are crap.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Malcolm, when you gain control of the planet, put me in charge of Hollywood.
I'll make sure Peter Jackson and Bryan Singer never get to take a vacation again.
I'll make sure Peter Jackson and Bryan Singer never get to take a vacation again.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Seriously, though, you've got Director A, who's churned out a zillion shitty-ass flicks no one gives a second thought to, or you've got Director B that's competent.
WHY do you hire Director A & give him a modest budget to make shit that won't get a return instead of hiring Director B, giving him a modest budget, & produce something that'll make at least seven or eight figures in box office revenue? That isn't financially sound.
WHY do you hire Director A & give him a modest budget to make shit that won't get a return instead of hiring Director B, giving him a modest budget, & produce something that'll make at least seven or eight figures in box office revenue? That isn't financially sound.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
List of actors who will have their career ruined (according to imdb.com) by Uwe Boll in :
Far Cry :
Jason Statham
Postal : No data
Bloodrayne :
Kristanna Loken (the T-X from T3)
Michael Madsen
Michelle Rodriguez
Meat Loaf
Ben Kingsley
Billy Zane
Hunter : the Reckoning : No data
Dungeon Siege (DAMN, this one hurts) :
Jason Statham
Kristanna Loken
Ray Liotta
John Rhys-Davies
Matthew Lillard (Shaggy from Scooby-Doo)
Leelee Sobieski (bitch that can't act)
Burt Reynolds
Ron Perlman
Goddamn, these movies are gonna lose cash on the actors' salaries alone.
He's got two more : Fear Effect & Night Claws.
Checking the imbd BBS, not one person has a positive thing to say about Uwe Boll & they're all begging him to stop. In fact, he's got the offer of someone to sleep w\ him if he stops making movies.
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Far Cry :
Jason Statham
Postal : No data
Bloodrayne :
Kristanna Loken (the T-X from T3)
Michael Madsen
Michelle Rodriguez
Meat Loaf
Ben Kingsley
Billy Zane
Hunter : the Reckoning : No data
Dungeon Siege (DAMN, this one hurts) :
Jason Statham
Kristanna Loken
Ray Liotta
John Rhys-Davies
Matthew Lillard (Shaggy from Scooby-Doo)
Leelee Sobieski (bitch that can't act)
Burt Reynolds
Ron Perlman
Goddamn, these movies are gonna lose cash on the actors' salaries alone.
He's got two more : Fear Effect & Night Claws.
Checking the imbd BBS, not one person has a positive thing to say about Uwe Boll & they're all begging him to stop. In fact, he's got the offer of someone to sleep w\ him if he stops making movies.
Edited By Malcolm on 1129685243
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Yes believe Malcom, avoid him at all costs.Looks like I've never seen one of his movies. So I should avoid them all?
Previous Post About This Abomination. That has a nice link to a SA article about him, good read if you missed it the first time.