This guy breaks down each movie one by one, and tells us why exactly they among the worst movies ever made, in any way you care to judge that... except in the field of CGI animation.
And he's fairly funny about it.
He just released his Ep 3 breakdown so that's on the main page, but the other movies can be viewed from the links on the left.
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"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Who needs 110+ minutes to figure out why those movies suck?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Just has to be watched to be appreciated. Roger Ebert even tweeted recently, "I thought I'd seen the last analysis of this movie that I needed to see, but Mr (I forget his name) proved me wrong."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Roger Ebert also thinks "Abbot and Costello Meet the Mummy" is a top 100 film just because it's old.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
GORDON wrote:Just has to be watched to be appreciated. Roger Ebert even tweeted recently, "I thought I'd seen the last analysis of this movie that I needed to see, but Mr (I forget his name) proved me wrong."
Here's a link to the tweet that I didn't have before.
TPRJones wrote:He does really good reviews. If you like his Star Wars reviews, be sure to check out his Star Trek reviews as well. Also quite good.
Trek? Thought the rule of thumb was that every odd-numbered movie sucked.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
And I second Gordon's link. The guy's reviews are hilarious and totally worth the time.
Watch the Avatar one. He shreds it.
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Just finished the Ep 3 review. It's okay, but not anywhere near his best work.
I'm not a fan of most of his non-review weird basement storylines. A few moments here and there is okay, but when he goes into that part for awhile it's just ... meh.
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GORDON wrote:I think the point of those basement scenes is that he created a better story with more drama with a webcam than Lucas did in 3 movies.
So did Paris Hilton.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."