Thinking of just getting a flamethrower or mixing napalm or something. How long would, say, ten square feet of napalm burn in the dead of winter up here?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
GORDON wrote:Depends on how many people you are using as a wick.
Plenty of wood stashed away and no fireplace, so could theoretically build a small pile in the middle of the yard and light away.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
10F out, wind chill of -10F (which doesn't affect me anyway since I have no bare skin exposed out there, but it sounds cool), and in the off chance the kid has school tomorrow, he now has a clear sidewalk to the bus stop.
Fuck the north.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
TPRJones wrote:Send some of that down here. It was over 70 today. Blah.
When global warming chills the planet, you're shoveling your own damn driveway.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Iced over like an ex-wife this past night. Only a half assload of snow got dropped this time, but enough to warrant another two hours of fucking shoveling.
By the by, anyone know about weaseling around non-compete clauses in IT recruiter contracts? I'm being fucked by both my actual and technical employers and the technical one looks like a lot easier target.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."