Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (Live Action)

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:34 pm

yeah whatever

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:41 pm

TheCatt wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:31 pm
GORDON wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:25 pm The character's name is SNOW WHITE.
Only non-Hispanic people can be white? Racist.

This made me laugh because, as I posted earlier, I was legit thinking about how a LOT of Latino/Hispanic people are whiter than a lot of white people.

And FYI, I don't want to see Asian movies starring Whitey. I don't want to see a remake of Hotel Rawanda starring Tom Hanks. I don't want to see Apocalypto featuring an all Mormon cast (I say that for effect, but I'm fully aware there are minority Mormons...).

Snow White is actually a shitty example for this argument, but I'd point to all the other ones we have discussed previously.

I was actually annoyed earlier after watching a YouTube video about the new Marvel series that are coming based on the critical and financial disasters that were Ms. Marvel, Ironheart, and their ilk. Not to mention the new Justice League featuring DC's "Holy Trinity" (it's what their fanboys call them) as an all girl group instead of Superman, Batman, and Wonder woman.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 8:15 am

GORDON wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:25 pm The character's name is SNOW WHITE.

I met a lot of fair-skinned, blond-headed, blue-eyed Argentinians.

Racist.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:47 am

That's because most of them were german aryans 2 generations ago.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:22 am

GORDON wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:47 am That's because most of them were german aryans 2 generations ago.

THAT WAS THE JOKE.

But seriously, there are pale Hispanics who weren't war criminals.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:52 am

TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:22 am there are pale Hispanics who weren't war criminals.

Because they were better at escaping or hiding their crimes?

TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 8:15 am I met a lot of fair-skinned, blond-headed, blue-eyed Argentinians.

I'm a fair skinned, used to be blonde, blue eyed Italian, so yes.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 12:25 pm

"Let me tell you about where Sicilians came from."

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 12:27 pm

Holy shit. That's a pull.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 12:28 pm

I love it when a person knows they're fucking dead, so they go out with a "fuck you."

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:46 pm

I saw it more of a "I'm in for a long, REALLY bad time here. What can I do or say to expedite this process".

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:23 pm

That too.

Another favorite "fuck you" is some old Nick Cage movie, I forget which. There's a scene when he gets surrounded by bikers. He knows he's in for an ass whuppin. So he takes out a cigarette, lights it, takes a long, slow drag. Looks around. Says, "What do you faggots want?"

Love that.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:30 pm

Why anybody bother to hire real dwarves when you can just use forced perspective to make normal people look small?

Win-win.

Also, on the Italian question: Garibaldi didn't unite Italy, he divided Africa.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:42 pm

thibodeaux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:30 pm Why anybody bother to hire real dwarves when you can just use forced perspective to make normal people look small?

Is that what they did in Lotr?

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:50 pm

TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:42 pm
thibodeaux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:30 pm Why anybody bother to hire real dwarves when you can just use forced perspective to make normal people look small?
Is that what they did in Lotr?

They did it in Game of Thrones. Did you see Dinklage's actual size in Avengers: Infinity War? He's huge IRL.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 3:17 pm

GORDON wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:50 pm
TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:42 pm
thibodeaux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:30 pm Why anybody bother to hire real dwarves when you can just use forced perspective to make normal people look small?
Is that what they did in Lotr?
They did it in Game of Thrones. Did you see Dinklage's actual size in Avengers: Infinity War? He's huge IRL.

Yes

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 4:35 pm

GORDON wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:23 pm That too.

Another favorite "fuck you" is some old Nick Cage movie, I forget which. There's a scene when he gets surrounded by bikers. He knows he's in for an ass whuppin. So he takes out a cigarette, lights it, takes a long, slow drag. Looks around. Says, "What do you faggots want?"

Love that.

Wild at Heart. Underrated movie and is apparently a retelling of the Wizard of Oz.

TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:42 pm Is that what they did in Lotr?

Yes. The one guy that competed with Legolas is actually taller than him or something like that.

GORDON wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:50 pm Did you see Dinklage's actual size in Avengers: Infinity War? He's huge IRL.

There must be an inside joke in here or something.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jan 27, 2022 8:33 pm

Disney pausing to consider drawf outrage.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/disney- ... 39945.html

Latina with a tan will be the german protagonist known for fair skin.

White Jew will be the evil queen.

I'm guessing 7 dwarves will be.... hmmm. 7 awesome black guys?

Post by **thibodeaux** » Fri Jan 28, 2022 2:32 pm

GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 8:33 pm I'm guessing 7 dwarves will be.... hmmm. 7 awesome black guys?