We all have, motherfucker. The internet isn't safe for sober people.
I can't wait to finally see my wife's tattoo this weekend.
This is not ok.
I'll put out multiple choice wise-ass remarks:Troy wrote:We all have, motherfucker. The internet isn't safe for sober people.
I can't wait to finally see my wife's tattoo this weekend.
A) We've already seen it.
B) I was wasted when I was doing the job. It may just be one big smiley face.
C) I'll save you the trouble. It's a unicorn with butterfly wings with some Chinese characters on it with a bit of barbed wire.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."