My favorite Microsoft infuriating lie of the day comes from my Dell contact who sent along this nugget from a MS article while he was looking for a Vista SP1 release date:
Microsoft has not released an official date for the release of Service Pack 1.
• Luckily, Windows Vista is unlike Windows XP in that it does not require a Service Pack to have the latest security patches and functionality. The operating system automatically searches for and downloads any updates available (through Windows Update). So, someone who purchased a PC with Windows Vista today would already have all of the Microsoft updates currently scheduled for availability in the first Service Pack.
Microsoft just has zero fucking respect for its consumers. Sadly, the majority of PC consumers will eat that load of shit up and think it's gospel.