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Malcolm
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I want linearally-scalable/Hadoop-like MSSQL
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Malcolm
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TheCatt wrote:I want linearally-scalable/Hadoop-like MSSQL
We have Hadoop at work. It's the latest thing. "Big data." FML. Fuck Hadoop in the ear.
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We have Hadoop. I'm a Big Data Architect... we've got about 200TB in it now. Works decently. But I miss the responsiveness of a well-tuned SQL instance, and I haven't had time to play with any of the MPP Hadoop engines.
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