Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
We have Hadoop at work. It's the latest thing. "Big data." FML. Fuck Hadoop in the ear.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
We have Hadoop. I'm a Big Data Architect... we've got about 200TB in it now. Works decently. But I miss the responsiveness of a well-tuned SQL instance, and I haven't had time to play with any of the MPP Hadoop engines.