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Happy May Day.
May Day was born in the struggle for the implementation of an
eight hour work day. That's funny, because I don't remember
the last job in which I only worked eight hours a day.
Standard white-collar salary job is nine hours. Considering my
last place of employment enjoyed scheduling noon-time "working
lunch" meetings, I stand by that statement.
But I digress.
Recently a lot of anti-Bush Hollywood types ("We're against
war but in order to keep our popularity from suffering we'll still
say that we support the troops!") have claimed that they we're
being "censored" because they came out publicly with
unpopular opinions, and their livelihood was affected when the
people they insulted stopped purchasing their products. The
verb "Dixie Chicked" was born at this time. These
celebrities are crying to everyone who will listen that reduced
album sales and and poor ratings in their made-for-TV movies is a
violation of their 1st Amendment Rights of free speech.
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You
can see in this photo how they express their outrage at their
perceived oppression by taking off their clothes and...ummm...well,
I'm not sure what their point is. One would think that if they
were truly being oppressed and their freedom of speech denied that
we'd actually hear about them a lot less than we do. To be
honest, though I was aware of their existence, I never heard much
about them until they started being silenced. Now I can't turn
around without hearing them claim they aren't allowed to speak their
minds. In fact, I'd say that I would never have known their
politics unless they had forbidden to express them. Being
silenced by the government is probably the best thing that could
have happened for their political careers. Oh, wait, they
aren't politicians, they're musicians, and their careers are
suffering because they decided to be politicians. Ok, maybe it
was a bad move. So, we have Sarandans and Robbinses
and others getting Dixie Chicked, and they're are all crying about
how wrong it is that people decide to like them less, and that album
sales and box office receipts should never have any connection to
their public soap box spew. They claim they should be allowed
to piss off any and all of the people who spend money on them
without facing the repercussions of their actions. However, it
isn't allowed to work both ways. As soon as someone else
organizes to speak out in favor of their beliefs, in the following
example that of a website, Hollywood forgets all about the 1st
Amendment Rights they claim to embrace. The website Boycott
Hollywood is being lawyered out of existence by the William
Morris Agency, which represents most big-money actors in
Hollywood. Because some readers of that website allegedly
emailed the agency with threatening emails, William Morris unleashed
their lawyers on the ISP hosting the website, which immediately
caved. In case the website is gone before you have a
chance to read what is probably their final update, here's what they
said:
May 01, 2003
Our own personal wind chill (Follywood)
Well, folks - it's been a blast and
it's been fun.
Apparently, our domain registrar (namesdirect.com
- subsidiary of Dotster.com) have caved to the pressures of
the William Morris Agency giant. On April 29, 2003,
Dotster.com received a letter from the William Morris Agency
in regards to this website. Their complaint accused us of
liable and potentially other civil and criminal offenses.
This is another fine example of how
Hollywood feels that their opinion and view is the only one
that matters. Average citizens are disallowed the free
expression of our point of view because they don't like
being challenged for their views. I stand firm on the belief
that we have done nothing wrong at this website - - The
celebrities have expressed their views, and we have
responded in kind by expressing our views regarding the
thoughts and ideas that they have, publicly, expressed.
Dotster.com has suspended our
update information at this domain and have informed us that
the DNS information of this domain has been changed and the
website will be down within the next 24 hours and our
contract with them is now null and void. They are doing this
because we did not provide accurate contact information in
their public database.
When I explained that the reason we
did not provide accurate contact information is because we
have received multiple death threats and I did not wish for
just anyone to have my personal information - and asked them
for suggestions on what to do - Dotster was unmoved. They
did not give me the chance to update the information with
accurate information and keep the domain. That's not an
option - - they are just simply going to shut down our
domain - no explanation needed.
Further questioning of Dotster
brought me a copy of the letter sent to them by the William
Morris Agency and reads as follows: |


We, in fact, recieved no such email
from the William Morris Agency.
I can say only this - - the fact
that we're being shut down because of the William Morris
Agency tells me that we truly touched a raw nerve in
someone, somewhere. At the very least, it tells me that our
message was recieved by the people that it was intended for.
The very fact that we cannot express our opinions regarding
the views of these stars/celebs shows me, yet again, the
double standard that exists in Follywood.
Thank you all for your support at
this website - it appears my hands are tied in keeping it
open. Dotster will be closing down our site within the next
24-48 hours. I appreciate the hard work that Chris and
Reilly have done at this site and appreciate the ongoing and
intelligent, provoking discussions held here.
Warm Regards.
Posted by LisaS
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In summary, celebs are whining that their 1st Amendment rights
are being suppressed, which they aren't. Those who would speak
out against the celebs are being silenced.
I've always known that the law favors those who can afford the
most lawyers, it's just rare that it is illustrated to brightly.
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SARS.
Awhile back when SARS was the new buzzword, we discussed on the
forum whether the entire thing was being over hyped, like the shark
attacks were the summer before 9/11. It was questioned whether
it was more fatal than the annual influenza epidemic, and it was
decided that SARS was about 300% more likely to kill you than the
flu...at the time it had an approximate 3% morality rate.
New news today:
THE DEATH RATE appears
to have risen to 10 percent from 6 percent, said Mark
Salter, who heads the clinical network of the Geneva-based
WHO.
MSNBC.com |
Just to get a little perspective, 10% of the population of China
is about 110 million.
The Gulf War II may end up being overshadowed by SARS in the
history of the world.
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The poor, abused RIAA.
The RIAA today sent messages to users of a couple P2P
applications. All the news stories I'm reading about this are
using the term "hacked" when describing what the RIAA
did. Last July I wrote about a new bill being debated in
Congress which would legally allow the RIAA to hack into
systems....the post is here.
Today's article makes a few interesting points:
“COPYRIGHT
INFRINGEMENT WARNING,” the message reads. “When you
break the law, you risk legal penalties. There is a simple
way to avoid that risk: DON’T STEAL MUSIC.”
At the same time, the
industry is collecting the user names of people suspected of
illegally offering copyright material with the file-sharing
services Kazaa and Grokster, but it doesn’t intend to
pursue legal action, said Recording Industry Association of
America President Cary Sherman.
MSNBC.com |
Wont pursue legal action, right. They'd never go after individual
users.
Kazaa owner Sharman
Networks likened the RIAA campaign to spam meant to confuse
users. Grokster Ltd. President Wayne Rosso called it “a
death rattle.”
“It doesn’t bother
us, because we are very anti-copyright infringement
anyway,” Rosso said. “They think they’re harassing us.
No. What they’re doing is declaring war on our users.” |
Yep. And this could have
repercussions.
| Media analysts estimate
that as many as 61 million Americans use Internet services
such as Kazaa and Grokster to download copyright material. |
I have a very hard time believing this. 1 in 4
Americans? Aren't a big chunk of Americans 60+ year old baby
boomers? Is P2P popular among retirees? Though a poll of
"people you know" isn't statistically viable, only about
one person I know in 20 use P2P. I can see that ratio being
valid on college campuses, but not outside of them.
| The RIAA, meanwhile,
plans to send out about 1 million messages per week, Sherman
said. |
Wonderful, more internet congestion. I wonder how this
little tactic will be viewed in light of existing and emerging anti-spam
laws?
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Someday I'll figure out why these discussions always involve food.
I don't eat a lot of fruit, but a couple
weeks ago in the grocery store I was mysteriously drawn to the fruit
area. I had a craving for some peaches and plums, and picked
up a few of each. By the time I got home the mood had passed,
and they rotted in the fruit drawer.
Today the wife and I were at the grocery
store picking up a few perishables. Bread, tomatoes,
etc. Watermelons are now in season, and they had some
scrumptious looking watermelon quarters on display.
Me:
Damn. That watermelon looks good.
Woman:
You didn't eat the last fruit you bought. You've lost your
fruit privileges.
Me:
Yeah, but this time I'll actually eat it.
Woman:
Right, sure you will. And Dr. Pepper is root beer.
Why
that is funny (forum registration required).
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Maybe the Palestinians have a point.
Maybe Israel really should just cease to
exist. The only reason it exists in the first place is because
the United Nations is a puppet of the United States, which in turn
is a puppet of the Zionists.
I think the argument that really swayed my
opinion of this issue was
| TEL AVIV, Israel - A
huge explosion rocked Tel Aviv early Wednesday, and police
said it was a terror attack.
Tel Aviv police spokeswoman Shlomit
Hertzberg said, "There has been a terror attack on the
seafront walkway." She gave no details.
The walkway lines the Tel Aviv
beach from the southern edge of the city leading north
several kilometers.
There was no immediate word of
casualties.
Israeli radio stations reported
that a bomb went off in a restaurant on the seacoast, and
there were a number of injuries.
washingtonpost.com |
I especially like the part about how it was a beachfront
restaurant. Nothing says "we were wronged" like
taking out a bunch of random people eating lunch.
How could I have been so blind. Those poor, poor
Palestinians.
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W00+.
Hey, anybody know what's being televised this
Friday night?
I don't care because I just picked up tickets
for X-Men 2.
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An MIA I didn't even know was M.
Today on the forum a regular pointed us at
the Computer Gigalo.
He's a serviceman in an undisclosed country somewhere in the
neighborhood of Iraq, and is in the Army...but we wont hold that
against him. He just probably had a poor upbringing, and was
never instilled with character nor strong moral fiber. Don't
blame him...blame The System.
Go visit him and say hi. I have to stop
writing now before I italicize again.
Oh, and the Feedback thread is a rare one
that you'll have to register to see. Crap, I did it
again.
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Slow News Day.
American Greeting is suing Penny
Arcade, and Penny Arcade sniped
back at them (read it before it gets cease and desisted). And
Apple just launched an online
music download site...each song $.99. $10 to $13 for an
album still seems a little pricey to me, though.
But the best thing I read today was this open letter to Jacques
Chirac over at L.T.
Smash:
To
M. Jacques Chirac
Monsieur President,
It has often been said that
Americans take a short view of History. This American does
not.
This American remembers that France
was the first nation to recognize our Independence, in 1778.
French soldiers fought side by side
with Americans in our Revolution. Without the aid of the
Marquis de Lafayette, Count Rochambeau, and Admiral Comte de
Grasse, we might have lost the struggle. These men are
considered heroes in our country. Their names adorn our
streets, our warships, and our public squares.
The treaty that sealed our
Independence was signed in 1783, in Paris.
Our nations were born of the same
Age of Enlightenment.
Liberté --“Give me Liberty or give me Death!”
Égalité – “all Men are created Equal”
Fraternité – E Pluribus Unum
We are spiritual siblings.
This American recalls that a French
architect, Pierre L’Enfant, designed our capital city. He
is buried within sight of that city, in Arlington National
Cemetery.
Our largest territorial expansion
occurred in 1803, when Napoléon Bonaparte sold the vast
Louisiana Territory to the United States for the bargain
price of 80 million francs.
This American remembers that it was
a Frenchman, Alexis De Toqueville, who penned the first
definitive analysis of “Democracy in America” in 1840.
Two talented Frenchmen, the
sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi and the architect
Gustave Eiffel, designed and constructed one of our most
treasured icons, the Statue of Liberty. Dedicated in 1886,
it was a gift from the people of France to the people of
America, acknowledging our lasting friendship.
This American recalls that in 1917,
when Paris was in danger of being overrun by the Kaiser’s
armies, President Woodrow Wilson sent two million men and
pledged ten billion dollars to save France. Over 30,000 of
those men did not return home.
Twenty-eight years later, American
forces, side-by-side with Free French forces, liberated
France from the scourge of Nazi occupation. Cemeteries full
of tens of thousands of American soldiers who died in that
struggle dot the French countryside.
This American remembers that France
was present at the formation of the North Atlantic Treaty
Organization in 1949.
When Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait
in 1991, French forces joined America in the coalition to
reverse his unprovoked aggression. French aircraft
subsequently participated in the enforcement of the no-fly
zones over Southern Iraq.
After the horrific attacks of
September 11, 2001, France lent material and intelligence
support to the American campaign against the Al Qaeda
terrorist network.
For well over two centuries, we
have been friends and allies.
So how, sir, do you explain your
recent behavior?
It is not unprincipled to be
opposed to war. War is terrible.
But we have been in agreement, for
over twelve years now, that Saddam Hussein must cooperate
with the United Nations and abandon his weapons of mass
destruction. Together, we passed seventeen resolutions in
the Security Council demanding as much.
The last resolution, which was
approved unanimously, called for “serious consequences”
if Iraq failed to disarm. But the regime of Saddam Hussein
continued to play games of obfuscation, denial, and
deception.
We all know what “serious
consequences” means, sir.
Yet, when the United States and
United Kingdom presented an eighteenth resolution with
concrete deadlines for compliance, you opposed it. When some
of our allies expressed support for our position, you called
them “infantile” and “reckless.” You actively
lobbied nations in opposition to our efforts.
Had we presented a united front
against Saddam Hussein, armed conflict might not have been
necessary. But your intransigence has made that outcome
impossible. In the process, you undermined the very
foundations of NATO and the United Nations.
Your actions have grave
consequences, sir. Like so many others, this American had to
leave his home and family and go to war – a conflict from
which over one hundred Americans will never return.
Today, in a newly liberated Iraq,
we are learning the true extent of your betrayal.
Damning documents have been
discovered. Reputable media outlets have reported that your
government provided intelligence assistance to Saddam
Hussein. This assistance allegedly included briefings
covering confidential conversations between yourself and
President George W. Bush.
These are not the actions of a
trusted ally, much less a friend.
You, sir, have no honor.
- LT Smash |
So there you go.
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Fred on France.
Since this webpage is pretty much my new full time job, I decided
to not worry about it on the weekends. Considering this week's
down time, however, I decided to make a post today to make up for
the lost days. But as a new rule, no more weekend updates.
++++
"Fred
on Everything" is one of the oldest links in the left
column. Written by Fred Reed, it is a weekly rant about, well,
everything Fred deems fit to rant about. Sorry about that
preposition-closing sentence...if I'm writing about Fred Reed, I
need to watch the grammar. He notices things like that.
Today I got an email notification of a new article, so I grabbed
a frosty beverage and sat down to read it. Fred
tongue-in-cheek apologetically explains why he supports the
French. He goes on to explain why Americans are pretty much
not worthy to look down on the French. He gives examples I
don't think I agree with showing why our military history isn't as
grand as we believe, and goes on to share anecdotes about how
friendly they were when he visited Paris.
In former years I often
went to Paris for the Air Show. Always the French were
tiresomely civil. I had expected the heathen rudeness one
associates with moral crusaders. I considered bringing a
case at law: I had spent all that money in expectation of
gorgeous churlishness, and didn't get any.
Confessional |
I don't need to reprint most of what he said; to make my point,
and to understand his, you really need to go there and just read the
entire thing.
I wrote Fred once before asking a few details of his becoming an
expatriate in Mexico and received a polite response, so I know he at
least sometimes answers reader mail. As such, I just sent the
following:
To:
fredreed@laguna.com.mx
From: gordon@dtman.com
Subj: Your recent column....
....in which you are
embracing the French while at the same time belittling
Americans.
Questions. You are pretty
much "siding" yourself with France against the
U.S. in this instance. What are your thoughts on the fact
that as more evidence is uncovered, it looks like France
aided Saddam in every way except actually giving him a
couple French infantry divisions? And why are you able to
highlight isolated incidents of Americans being crass, but
completely overlook isolated desecrations of Allied WW2
graveyards in France?
Just curious. I've
disagreed with some of your arguments before, but this is
the first time I've seen you be so one-sided.
Cheers,
GORDON |
So, no real news, here. I'll be
sure to repost a reply, if any, in the Feedback thread.
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North Korea.
What to do, what to do. The United States is establishing a new
foreign policy based on preemptiveness against crazed wacko
dictators who want to dabble in the trade of weapons of mass
destruction. Actually, I'm tired of hearing that phrase.
For now on when I mean ""nuclear, chemical, and
biological weapons," I'll say "Fluffy Cuddly Kitten
Bomb." Or, "FCK Bomb," for short.
As in, "We're about to get FCK'd." As evil wack
dictators go, Saddam was average. His main political tactic
when a policy was questioned was typically death, if the dissenter
was lucky. If he was unlucky he might get to watch his family
tortured, raped, mutilated, and finally, mercifully killed.
But at least he kept the power on and water running, and allowed a
bought and paid for global news network to report from
Baghdad. On the scale from 'Benevolent' to 'Absofuckinglutely
Crazy,' Saddam was only about 70% toward the deep end. Kim
Jong-il, on the other hand, anchors the radical side and is the
standard to which all crazies strive. He's the epitome of
batshit in the belfry nuts. For example.
- He once kidnapped a South Korean movie director and forced him
to make a North Korean monster movie.
- He supposedly has a "Pleasure Squad" of kidnapped
women of all types from around the world. Word is that he
likes blondes.
- He thinks Madalaine Albright had a thing for him.
- Refers to himself in he third person, "The Peerless
Leader," "The Great General," etc.
- Pines for the Clinton Administration, a time when he was
breaking treaties and still getting respect.
- Has been linked to the 1987 Korean Air bombing in an attempt
to scare people away from the 1988 Seoul Olympic Games.
- Likes Daffy Duck.
- And the usual things like eating steak and cognac while his
starving people eat tree bark to survive.
M
y
s
o
u
r c
e
s.
So, we've established that he has the "Mad Dictator"
thing happening. But, joy, he just announced what we've all
known and he's denied, he has nukes. That's more than Baghdad
ever admitted, and we went after them.
In "North Korea II," I'll delve into NK's military
potential.
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Here.
We
did the right thing.
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Bush's Tax Cuts. Nasty Tax Cutses. Tricksey.
False.
So Bush is getting all kinds of flack for wanting to cut
taxes. The opposite flack his father got when he said "No
new taxes" and then made new taxes. Opponents say that
tax cuts will hurt the country and economy, specifically one of the
bigger problems of unemployment. I started writing this post
with the intention of being cocky and challenging the world to tell
me what was wrong with tax cuts, but in doing some research I may
have answered my own question, to a degree.
I still like the tax cuts, but like most of the tax cut opponents
I have a problem with the frivolity of spending. The
conservatives on the hill don't seem to be fiscally
conservative.
| This week, President
Bush will sign into law a $397.5 billion omnibus
appropriations conference bill that, when combined with the
defense and military construction appropriations that were
agreed on last year, will increase federal discretionary
spending 7.8 percent over 2002 outlays. When the bill is
enacted, it will cap a two-year spending spree in which the
federal budget grew by 22 percent. Astonishingly, the only
time the federal budget grew larger – 24.5 percent – was
between 1976-1978 when Democrats controlled both the
Congress and the presidency.
[...]
Two things were truly objectionable during the entire
procedure to pass the conference bill through both chambers
– both of which belie the Republican dogma of fiscal
discipline. First is the shear amount of pork projects that
Republicans countenanced. Secondly, the decision by House
leaders to waive the procedure that allows legislators three
days to inspect a spending package’s content – in this
case, legislators would have had to trawl through a massive
3,000 page, 30 pound document – is extremely worrisome.
[...]
Taxpayers should be furious at
Congress for appropriating funds for objectionable projects.
These include: $1 million for the Iowa Historical Society;
$1 million for bear DNA sampling in Montana; $405,000 to the
Staten Island Soccer League of New York for facilities
construction; and $725,000 for the “Please Touch” museum
in Philadelphia. The Baseball and Cowgirl halls of fame both
received $750,000 and $90,000 respectively. Sure, these are
small peanuts, but along with funding requests that
perennially cost taxpayers billions (AMTRAK), they all add
up nonetheless.
Citizens
for a Sound Economy
Other projects included $50,000
more for research on shiitake mushrooms at the South Central
Family Farm Research Center in Booneville, Ark.; $45,000 for
a Korean War memorial in Athens, Ala.; and $400,000 to help
the Nevada Wildlife Division return displaced wildlife to
their natural habitats.
Fishing interests on both coasts, the timber and energy
industries, and farmers north and south also benefited.
Democrats complained that obscure provisions helped a
Georgia chicken producer that wants to label its products
"organic" even though they don't meet required
government criteria, and provided $15 million to 10 Texas
diary farmers who stood to lose money because their herds
were ill.
CBS
News
The money surprised even the
congressman who asked for it.
Rep. Terry Everett, R-Ala., figured
his request stood little chance in a year Congress was
trying to cut domestic spending to pay for war. Instead,
Everett learned the day after the bill was approved that the
project had received $2,500 more than even he requested.
SignOnSanDiego.com |
In summary, I support income tax cuts on principal, but I
strongly believe they need to be balanced with cuts to stupid
projects. But I'll take the tax cuts for now.
Oh, and France still sucks.
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Another babe I like.
Tina Fey from SNL. Head writer, actually. Heh, I said
"head." 


My
wife thinks I'm crazy for finding her attractive, but I think she
has that sexy-thinky thing going on. Speaking of
which, here's the list of famous women I'm allowed bed if I ever get
the chance....without incurring the penalties of cheating while
married.
1. Salma Hayak.
2. Laura Prepon (Hot Donna).
3. Tina Fey.
4. Britney Spears (Don't care at all for her music, but she's
a little hottie.).
5-6. Both Olsen twins (When they turn legal....AND, both or
neither. Who wants only one Olsen Twin?).
7-8. The Bush twins.
9. Denise Richards.
10. Liv Tyler. A last minute ruling on twins
counting as two people (stupid rule) meant I had to drop a couple
off. Like Halle Berry and Reese Witherspoon. Here's
my wife's list.
- Orlando Bloom.
- George Clooney.
- Oded Fehr.
- Ewan McGregor.
- Dominic Monaghan.
- Brad Pitt.
- Sean William Scott.
- Casper Van Dien.
- Noah Wylie.
- Prince William.
She's such a whore.
Oh, and the French are still assholes.
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Army Sergeant Paul Smith.
I've been trying to make this post all day but
stuff kept coming up. ++++ After
9/11 I made a series of posts here about American military heroes in
the past. From Smedley Butler to Audey Murphy to Chesty
Puller, all were absolutely inspiring in their actions in the face
of death. Here's
one a little more recent.
| Smith's
bravery in saving his troops is a story worth repeating. He
was leading two dozen engineers building a prison at Baghdad
International Airport when the contingent was attacked by
100 elite Republican Guards. As his soldiers fell around
him, outmanned and outgunned, Smith dodged snipers and
rocket grenades to tend to the wounded. He ran to a Humvee,
grabbed a grenade and blew back the charging Iraqis. Then
Smith climbed atop his armored vehicle and manned the
.50-caliber machine gun, emptying four boxes of ammo over
90-minutes.
Witnesses
said he killed 30 to 50 Iraqis and stopped the enemy from
overrunning his post. When the firing stopped and the
Americans regrouped, his men found Smith shot in the head.
St.
Petersburg Times |
30 to 50 bad guys. I may be wrong, but I
don't think 95% of the soldiers in World War II had that kind of
number of confirmed kills. Salute.
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The
Onion Incident.
Last night the little women and I are
preparing dinner. We decided to have an omelet night, and she
started cutting the omelet fixins while I peeled and grated the
taters for hash browns. Woman:
(Head in the refrigerator) Where's the onion that was in here?
Me:
I have no idea. I wasn't tracking onion statuses.
Woman:
Well, there was an onion in here, but it isn't here now.
Me:
Are you suggesting I did something with the onion that I'm trying to
hide from you?
Woman:
Well, did you?
Me:
........
Me:
Didn't you use onion on the sub sandwiches a couple nights ago?
Woman:
........
Woman:
You know, if you're going to finish something off you should let me
know so I can get more. I
just let it go at that point.
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Reminder.
For quite a while and often currently
I've been a supporter for American military intervention in the
middle east. I've done my part for the cause by cheerleading
Gulf II from my little corner of the internet, and possibly even
persuaded a person or two that I was right. I've ridiculed and
mocked peace activists for their views, and shoved the uncovered
horrors in Iraq in their faces to shame them and point out their
lack of sense and logical argument. I've argued that the
American military was so advanced that the ability to minimize
civilian casualties was one of the traits that separated us from the
enemy, who often used civilians as human shields and coerced human
bombs. I do feel that those who
actively opposed the overthrow of the Iraqi regime should be ashamed
of themselves. To stand by and do nothing while millions are
oppressed and tortured is as bad as doing the oppression yourself. However. Supporting
violence against your fellow man, no matter how noble the cause, has
its price, too. Those who fight the battles and those who support
them surely pay the ferry-man, in the only coin he takes; a little
piece of your soul. 
Ali Ismail Abbas. The critically ill
12-year-old lost both his arms and suffered horrific burns when his
house was destroyed in the Allied bombing of Baghdad. Sixteen
members of his family were killed in the raids on the Iraqi capital.
Bless
the free Republic of Iraq, but never forget those who paid the price
for that freedom.
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Linkdumpus
Giganticus.
Activities in Iraq wind down, and
things to talk about become fewer and farther between. Before
the Linkdump begins, I would like to say though that we need to get
the utilities on pretty quickly over there. It doesn't help
that power and water stations were looted, but I do feel that
they're our responsibility until they become self sufficient
again. Getting the power and water back on will do tons for
the mood in Baghdad. Let us
begin: The
Greatest Jeneration. I'm liking that page. Funny
title. ++++ The
Ornery American, Orson Scott Card's page. I'm presently
undecided on what I think about it. ++++ France
and Belgium pay the price for backing Saddam.
| BRUSSELS--"How
did we get here?" asked a former French minister in a
newspaper column recently. "Here" is a situation
in which French Jews are being beaten up in the streets of
Paris and in which President Jacques Chirac has to write to
Queen Elizabeth to apologize for the desecration of British
tombs in France, and in which one-third of the French have
been pulling for Saddam Hussein to win.
An even
better question is who brought us here. The former
environment minister, Corinne Lepage, lays the blame on the
government and an obeisant media for "having wanted to
stigmatize American policy in excessive fashion." But
it's time to name names.
Mr. Chirac
brought us here, as did his foreign minister Dominique de
Villepin. In Belgium the foreign, defense and prime
ministers--Louis Michel, André Flahaut and Guy Verhofstadt--have
brought their country to shame too. And that's just the
start.
Opinion Journal |
There's more. Go read it.
Or not. Whatever. ++++ Go
here and
register your blog....after you link Damn the Man, of course.
DTMan.com is currently ranked 1616....not even on the rank scale
yet. I may suck, but at least I don't have horrible bandwidth
charges. ++++ The
majority of Americans oppose tax cuts?
With
the country at war and facing budget deficits, six in 10
Americans say this is not the time for more tax cuts, an
Associated Press poll finds. Still, half say their taxes are
too high.
FresnoBee.com |
Half say taxes are too high, but some
of those people think their taxes shouldn't be lowered....implying
that they aren't currently too high.... It
makes my head hurt. We should
just follow the trend some surly governors are doing....cut taxes,
but add a voluntary "tax me more" line on tax forms if you
think you should be paying more. ++++ American
companies pay paltry fines for trading with the enemy.
| The
Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) released heavily
redacted documents briefly outlining penalties levied
against 51 companies, according to the publication Corporate
Crime Reporter, which said it had been making inquiries for
nearly a year, and the corporate watchdog group Public
Citizen, which filed a lawsuit seeking the information.
According to
the two organizations:
• ChevronTexaco
traded with Iraq, and paid $14,071 in fines.
• Wal-Mart,
the New York Yankees, ESPN and Caterpillar traded with Cuba,
and settled for $50,000, $75,000, about $40,000, and $18,000
respectively.
The Yankees
had no comment on the report, but a source said the team's
infraction involved negotiations with Cuban baseball
players. Attempts to get comment from other companies have
been unsuccessful.
• --
ExxonMobil and Wells Fargo Bank traded with Sudan and
settled for $50,000 and $5,500 respectively.
• Fleet
Bank traded with Iran and paid $41,000 in fines.
All of the
countries are listed as sanctioned under the Trading With
the Enemy Act or the International Emergency Economic Powers
Act.
CNN.com |
This angers me. This is one of
the reasons we may be going to war with Syria... it really angers me
to see a light slap on the wrist for these companies. Spread
the word; give them bad publicity. ++++ Revoke
Michael Moore's Oscar Here's
a grass roots campaign to revoke his Oscar for he piece of fiction
called "Bowling for Columbine." Arguments, emails,
addresses, phone numbers, and sample letters provided. I
don't care when someone with opposite views from me says
something....but when it's fiction they need to be called to the
carpet for it. ++++ Still
no justification for the war.
| The
Marines found 123 prisoners, including five women, barely
alive in an underground warren of cells and torture
chambers.
Being trapped
underground probably kept them safe from the bombing of
Baghdad by the coalition.
Severely
emaciated, some had survived by eating the scabs off their
sores. All the men had beards down to their waists, said
onlookers.
The
Straights Times |
Maybe soon we'll find some evidence
that doesn't make America look like horrible Imperialists. ++++ And
finally, the next bit speaks for itself.
| "France
wants to give peaceful disarmament every possible
chance."
– French
President Jacques Chirac, March 4
"We are
more than ever convinced that Iraq's disarmament can and
must be achieved by peaceful means."
– German
Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, March 14
"US
forces discovered 51 Roland-2 missiles, made by a partnership
of French and German arms manufacturers, in two military
compounds at Baghdad International Airport."
– Newsweek,
April 21
The
Bulletin |
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Well,
that's one way to think.
Over at One
Hand Clapping I was directed to a really amazing....ly stupid
op-ed piece from a writer from the tennessean.com,
the major newspaper in Nashville. You can read OHC's
assessment of it, which I happen to agree with, so I won't repeat
what he already said. Just to give
you an idea, the author, Tim Chavez, says, amongst other things:
| The U.S. military's
2001-2003 tour of Arab capitals has drawn rave reviews from
Kabul to Baghdad. America is replacing regimes in the Middle
East faster than Cher changes hair colors during a concert. |
To be fair, I didn't think what he had to say was that stupid,
but I was in a caustic mood this weekend, and I let him have both
barrels:
From:
Gordon [mailto:gordon@dtman.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2003 10:12 PM
To: tchavez@tennessean.com
Subject: Bush Doctrine changes tune on the good of war
Your op-ed
piece of the same title is being pretty well lambasted on the
internet at the moment.
"The U.S.
military's 2001-2003 tour of Arab capitals has drawn rave
reviews
from Kabul to Baghdad. America is replacing regimes in the
Middle East faster than Cher changes hair colors during a
concert."
FYI, Kabul
isn't an Arab capital. I had to stop reading at this point
because I felt like the proximity of your ignorance was making
me stupider.
www.dtman.com |
"Ha!" I thought to myself.
"Owned!"
Then I got a response this morning...the first time this has
happened. Usually I'm putting the emailic smackdown on people
in the national news, and I never get a response. Here's his:
From:
Chavez, Tim [mailto:TCHAVEZ@nashvill.gannett.com]
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2003 10:59 AM
To: Gordon
Subject: RE: Bush Doctrine changes tune on the good of war
Thanks for the feedback. Can you
give me the internet site where I can read the other
feedback?
Thanks.
Tim Chavez |
Damn it! He didn't lose his cool. Gordon = owned.
From:
Steve Gordon [mailto:gordon@dtman.com]
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2003 2:37 PM
To: Chavez, Tim
Subject: RE: Bush Doctrine changes tune on the good of war
I hate it when I write an acerbic
email to someone, and they act gracious.
Here's where I was directed to your
article:
http://donaldsensing.com/index.html#200142517
The author is a Tennessean. His
page is fairly well known, as far as blogs
go.
Cheers,
Gordon
www.dtman.com |
I know what you're thinking...and yes, I used the word
"acerbic."
His final response:
From:
Chavez, Tim [mailto:TCHAVEZ@nashvill.gannett.com]
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2003 10:59 AM
To: Gordon
Subject: RE: Bush Doctrine changes tune on the good of war
No, thank you for correcting me. I
needed it.
Tim Chavez |
Nothing takes the wind out of your sails like someone who can
take criticism. There's a lesson there.
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Linkdump.
I need to stop book marking things.
VEILED4ALLAH!
Yes. "Veiled for Allah," but in d3wd-speak.
Actually a somewhat interesting page....the author describes it as
"The occasional thoughts of a Muslim woman. Islam, current
events, my life, and whatever else interests me." I find
it sadly intriguing to find a blog written by a Muslim person that
isn't ranting and/or raving. Good read if you want to learn
about how the side of Islam culture we never hear about
thinks. ++++ Here's
an entry from Sgt. Stryker
the other day....an email from a Marine at the front. To
summarize....they are in daily combat, they are getting shot at all
the time, he's had to kill a bunch of bad guys, they could die at
any moment, and they're having a great time. Only a Marine
could have a great time while being shot at, FYI. ++++ Take
One. The rumor is that this guy is blogging from
Tehran. I have no evidence to confirm nor discredit his claim,
but here he is. ++++ "U.S.S.Clueless."
This is a commentary page that has an excellent chance of making the
permanent links in the left column. Mostly because I agree
with their views. ++++ Russian
President Putin thinks the United States failed to meet its
objectives in Iraq.
| ST
PETERSBURG, Russia -- Russian
President Vladimir Putin has accused the U.S.-led coalition
of having failed to achieve its war aim, to disarm Iraq.
As television pictures showed the
collapse of Saddam Hussein's vestiges of power, Putin was
quoted by Reuters as saying: "The goal of war -- to
disarm Iraq -- has not been achieved. ... We must never mix
notions. No one liked the Iraqi regime apart from Saddam
Hussein, but this is not the point."
CNN.com |
Hey Vlad....puff, puff, give, buddy.
Don't bogart the doobage. ++++ Well,
that's one way to do it.
FIDEL
CASTRO's government sent three men who hijacked a ferry to a
firing squad, quickly executing them in a chilling message
to anyone else who tries to commandeer a boat or plane to
the United States.
The
Australian |
Aren't the people who typically protest
U.S. sanctions against Cuba the same people who typically protest
the death penalty? Just curious. ++++ And
finally, it looks like CNN may have been aiding Saddam's regime for
years, in order to keep their Baghdad Office open. Good
commentary has already been written here.
What happens when the newscasters become
the news? That's
it for today's edition of Linkdump.
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- Linkdump,
al-Jezeera style.
I finally found the English
language version of al-Jazeera dot com (under maintenance at the
time of this writing...probably hacked again). I read through
a few of their "objective and balanced global news coverage and
analysis" stories and picked out a few to discuss. This
story highlights the story of the statue that was briefly
adorned with the American flag before it was toppled. The bent
of the story is, basically, everything the western media says is a
lie.
| Despite
constant discussion of "precision bombing," the US
invasion has produced so many dead and wounded that Iraqi
hospitals stopped trying to count.
Red Cross officials have
labeled the level of casualties "incredible,"
describing "dozens of totally dismembered dead bodies
of women and children" delivered by truck to hospitals. |
In the first place, hospitals "don't
stop counting." Additionally, the Red Cross described
dozens of bodies? Wow, that many? And I wonder if this
includes the women and children forced into car bombs at gunpoint at
the risk of their families' lives...by the Iraqi regime. Nah,
couldn't be. The only women and children killed in this war
are those who are purposely targeted by Americans while trying to
eat fried chicken and pumpkin pie in the parks that are really far
away from any military targets for no other reason than our racist
wish to cause an Iraqi genocide on purpose.
| Cluster bombs,
one of the most indiscriminate weapons in the modern
arsenal, have been used by US and UK forces, with the
British defense minister explaining that mothers of Iraqi
children killed would one day thank Britain for their use. |
I have to call SHENANIGANS on this
one. Reference, please. In the context in which it was
said, if it was said at all.
| The
presence of US troops in the streets of Baghdad means the
end of the shooting war is near, for which virtually
everyone in Iraq will be grateful.
It also means
the end of a dozen years of harsh US-led economic sanctions
that have impoverished the majority of Iraqis and killed as
many as a half million children, according to UN studies,
another reason for Iraqi celebration. |
No mention that the U.N.
sanctions were the U.N.'s idea in order to keep the war from flaming
back up. No mention that more than enough money was made by
the "food for oil" program that was funneled straight to
Saddam and his "Palace for Every Day of the Year"
program. No mention that now that the U.S. is in charge in
spite of the U.N.'s resistance that the country will be better off
than it has been for, well, EVER.
| Perhaps they
watch Afghanistan and see how quickly US policymakers
abandoned the commitment to "not walk away" from
the suffering of the Afghan people. |
Oh, wow....we left Afghanistan? I
thought we were still having some pretty big battles with the
anti-Democracy folks. But al-Jazeera said we walked away, and
they claim to objective and unbiased. Oh wait...they never
claimed not to be stupid. ++ This
next
article claims that all evidence of weapons of mass destruction
found in Iraq will have been planted there by America.
|
“The
United States is now embarrassed because it could not
confirm the presence of WMD in Iraq,” said Dr. Hassan
Krayyim, a professor of political science at the American
University of Beirut.
“The
concern lies in the possibility that the United States would
present false evidence to prove that its decision to go to
war was right,“ he said.
|
The U.N. inspectors were there for years
and found nothing. American troops have been there for three
weeks and every other day are finding some banned thing or
another. We probably smuggled all those kids in from outside
the country and planted them in that children's prison, too.
And Jessica Lynch shot herself as well as broke both her legs and
one arm so we could "prove" Iraq breaks Geneva Convention
rules. The proof is that she wasn't able to break her own
second arm with the first one already broken (I just made that
up...watch for it soon in this propaganda rag)
| In
the meantime, US President George Bush has authorised the
use of tear gas in Iraq, which could be a violation of the
Chemical Weapons Convention that states that “each state
party undertakes not to use riot control agents as a method
of warfare.”
|
Even if that's really a rule, and I doubt
it, I say to hell with it. If the Arabs have a problem with
non-lethal methods of riot control, well, they're just as crazy as
everyone says they are. They need to make up their minds as to
whether or not they want us killing citizens over there. That's
about all the "objective and balanced global news coverage and
analysis" I can take for now. Be sure to peruse their
"news" stories and see for yourself why the United States
is the most evil place in the universe. Oh, and you may need
to hit refresh a few times to get their hyperlinks to work, because
apparently Allah smiles on crappy HTML and web servers. No
America THAT'S A BAD AMERICA.

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3:44 pm EST - Leisher - The
Winds of Change?
Yesterday,
Gordon posted a picture of an American soldier hanging the U.S. flag
on the head of a Saddam Hussein statue. In the forums, while discussing
the issue, I explained that the soldier’s commanding officer
ordered him take it down almost immediately. The commanding officer
is obviously following orders that we present ourselves as a
liberating army, not a conquering army. Gordon stated that not
displaying the U.S. flag on land we spilled blood is almost a crime.
I agreed, however I see the point of making sure the people of Iraq
and the entire Arab world fully understand our motives. I believe if
the U.S. shows itself as a world power that is not intent on global
conquest, but global freedom, it will start to change minds. A flag
flying over a U.S. embassy in Baghdad would mean a lot more in
future Arab-U.S. relations than any flag over a liberating tank now.
The Arab
world isn’t exactly a haven of free speech and ideas. Many
dictators and corrupt governments have kept their power by keeping
their people uneducated and misinformed. People of the Middle East
are taught to hate outsiders and their lives are heavily dictated by
religious beliefs.
Examples of
the misinformation were recently very available to the whole world.
We all saw the Iraqi Information Minister broadcasting such enormous
lies that most Americans thought of him as a comedy skit and wanted
to see him on Saturday Night Live. Well, it turns out that many in
the Arab world believed his lies. We’ve also seen a strongly
biased Al-Jazeera, the Arab world’s main source of news,
broadcasting images of dead American soldiers and P.O.W.s.
Al-Jazeera heavily slanted their war reporting as anti-American and
downplayed our advances.
Following
yesterday’s historic events in Baghdad, images that could not be
“spun” or hidden, people are changing. They are starting to
question their sources of information and even their governments.
Some quotes:
|
"We
discovered that all that the (Iraqi) information minister
was saying was all lies," said Ali Hassan, a government
employee in Cairo, Egypt.
"Now
no one believes Al-Jazeera anymore," he said, referring
to the Arabic-language television news channel.
However,
Tannous Basil, a 47-year-old cardiologist in Sidon, Lebanon,
said Saddam's regime was a "dictatorship and had to
go."
"I
don't like the idea of having the Americans here, but we
asked for it," he said. "Why don't we see the
Americans going to Finland, for example? They come here
because our area is filled with dictatorships like
Saddam's."
"This
is a message for the Arab regimes, and could be the
beginning of transformation in the Arab region," al-Absi
said. "Without the honest help of the Western nations,
the reforms will not take place in these countries."
"I'm
49, but I never lived a single day. Only now will I start
living," Yussuf Abed Kazim, a mosque preacher, said as
he whacked tile and concrete off the pedestal of the toppled
statue.
"I
don't like to see a foreign army in Iraq," said Abed,
the mother who watched the statue come down. "But all
those who tried to get rid of him were killed. We have no
choice, we lived in so much fear," she said.
These
quotes came from 1,
2,
3,
4
articles. |
After
the last scraps of Saddam’s regime are mopped up, the U.S. should
concentrate on helping a new Iraqi government start up and then get
the hell out of dodge. Showing that we truly were there to liberate,
will send yet another blade into beliefs and misinformation about
our intentions. Thus changing more minds. Hopefully, enough minds
will change so that other dictators fall without our help.
A
couple of quick notes:
-Screw
the BBC and their slanted anti-war coverage. Not showing the
liberation of the Iraqi people in favor of earthquake coverage ranks
up there with the Iraqi Information Minister’s version of events.
It’s a disgusting way to try and save face in light of your
accusations being false.
-On
a related note, where are all the anti-war people? Iraqi-Americans
in Dearborn, MI had a large parade yesterday to celebrate Baghdad
falling, but not one anti-war person showed up to protest the war. I
wonder why…
-Don’t
you want to smack this
idiot?
On
a final note, my prayers go out to the families of these
people. I hope they return home safely.
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- This must
have been cool.

Family cheers as 'their
Marine' leads statue's destruction
From Rose Arce and Dana
Garrett
CNN New York Bureau
Wednesday, April 9, 2003 Posted:
6:58 PM EDT (2258 GMT)
NEW YORK (CNN) -- Cheers
erupted Wednesday mo | | | |