Dead Noon - At 'Dem Flicks with Malcolm

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Malcolm
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It's got Kane Hodder, of Jason/Friday the 13th fame. That's it. There is no one else in this student-indie C-flick that you will ever see in anything ever again. I have personally coded more convincing CGI than their special effects supervisor could afford. There's one or two places where its self-mockery approaches some level of humour or entertainment. But I've seen more convincing acting from dudes trying to talk their way out of a drunk & disorderly arrest.

EDIT : Think of every reenactment you've ever seen on any History/Discovery special and consider those production values. Now stretch it out for 90 minutes. And for some baffling reason, they elected to make the vast majority of the movie a daylight shoot, which only highlights how cheap the CGI is and how out of place it looks next to a live person.




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