If you loved Nic Cage & Eva Mendes in Ghost Rider, then you're probably the dude that greenlit this remake of the classic Harvey Keitel flick.
If you're anyone else on the planet, this film will most likely be an insult.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."