Gay cowboys, What's next,,, gay James Bond?

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:33 pm

Apparently.

I would not see a movie with gay James Bond.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:49 pm

Is this his way of trying to come out slowly?

"I'm not gay or anything. But how about in the next movie, you have me making out with a guy or something."

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:20 pm

Um....

No.

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:23 pm

The Fark forum was full of "Oh god you Americans are so afraid of homosexuals."

We had that conversation here already, right?

Selby · Post by **Selby** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:06 pm

My James Bond always goes after women. He doesn't go after guys. That's not me being a homophobe, that's just me explaining how I expect my James Bond to behave.

Post by **Vince** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:21 pm

GORDON wrote:The Fark forum was full of "Oh god you Americans are so afraid of homosexuals."

i hate people.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:12 am

I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.

But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.

I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:14 am

Now that I think about it ... are there any other cool British characters left that haven't been gayed up yet? I can't think of any.

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Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:58 am

Ever since this Daniel Craig homo came out of the closet as a gun-hating pussy, I haven't been that interested in seeing his movie. Now I'm even more not interested.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:34 am

A gay Bond would be faaaaAAAABUlous!

Seriously though, it's not something I'd want to see.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

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Post by **Vince** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:16 pm

TPRJones wrote:I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.

But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.

I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.

You're becoming my new favorite...

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:57 pm

Vince wrote:
TPRJones wrote:I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.

But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.

I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.
You're becoming my new favorite...

Careful, TPR.

It's all wine, dancing, and sweet words at first.

The he kills you without any penetration and sleeps with your cute neighbor.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:49 pm

No worries, I don't have any cute neighbors.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:08 pm

cute Asian chicks you considered as roommates?

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:31 pm

Nah, that's a coworker. Still considering it, btw, but I'm about to sign a new lease because I don't want to deal with moving yet. Maybe in 2008.

DictionaryDave · Post by **DictionaryDave** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:03 pm

First Doogie Howser and now Bond. The world is ending.

Post by **Vince** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:03 pm

Don't forget Mr. Sulu.

Post by **Vince** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:04 pm

TheCatt wrote:
Vince wrote:
TPRJones wrote:I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.

But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.

I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.
You're becoming my new favorite...
Careful, TPR.

It's all wine, dancing, and sweet words at first.

The he kills you without any penetration and sleeps with your cute neighbor.

God, some people never forget nuthin'.

I'm sober now for chistsakes

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:21 pm

I find it interesting that his primary complaint seems to be that his neighbor received penetration while he was, sadly, denied such activities.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:30 am

TPRJones wrote:I find it interesting that his primary complaint seems to be that his neighbor received penetration while he was, sadly, denied such activities.

While such actions corroded my soul, the killing pretty much ruined it for me first.