At 'Dem Flicks w\ Malcolm - Dracula 2 : Ascension

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Malcolm
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This sequel to Dracula 2000 stars the dude from the Enter the Dragon : the Bruce Lee story as a vampire-hunting priest. I've just listed all the positive aspects of the film.

The writers had ADD cos they can't make their characters' motivations or reactions consistent. Within five minutes, I called, "That chick there, she's dying first." Ten minutes later, I was proven correct. Then I said, "Don't worry, she'll be back." Five minutes later, I was proven correct again. This film is either illogical or purely insane at almost every level from the characters to the plot.

If this film was any worse, Uwe Bowl or Renny Harlin would've directed it.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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