crazy old lady dies
Crazy. As in "used to schedule her husband's speaking appearances according to her astrologer" crazy. Then there was the "Just <s>Say No</s> Impose Stupid Fucking Mandatory Minimum Sentences" initiative.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."