Why I like living in the midwest
Sounds like one of these bastards. Every now and again, someone rolls a 1 on their saving throw and gets a fuckton of necrosis as a result. But don't worry, the Midwest has a large amount of brown recluses that may or may not be hiding in your shoe the next time you put it on.
Edited By Malcolm on 1444411438
Edited By Malcolm on 1444411438
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Had a brown recluse in my dorm room in Cannon ABF, NM. He was terminated with extreme prejudice and then fed to the Beta.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell