Honest Sunscreen

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Leisher
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Honesty isn't always the best policy.

Jessica Alba is a co-owner of this company, and I think she's having a bad day.
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It revealed that the company had reduced the levels of zinc oxide in the suncream to 9.3 per cent, when the industry average is between 18 and 25 per cent.

Goddamn. You better have every atom of that locked in place in some kind of oil-gel solution because if much gets lost, you're fucked.
The results showed that our product is effective and safe for use as an 80 minute water-resistant (FDA’s highest rating), SPF 30 sunscreen lotion in accordance with FDA regulations when used as directed (Shake Well. Apply liberally and evenly 15 minutes before sun exposure. Reapply after 80 minutes of swimming or sweating, immediately after towel drying and at least every 2 hours).

Number of people following these directions: fucking zero.
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