“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Well, clearly they need to consider taking their language center staff to some sort of place where they can learn the meaning of important grammatical terms. Surely there's some sort of place where they could be taught such things somewhere...
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"