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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:01 pm
by Leisher

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:24 pm
by Vince
Sometimes the simplest solutions are overlooked.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:37 pm
by Malcolm
You are fucking kidding me. All the Animal Control dudes are looking at the list of shit to take care of ...

"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."

That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.




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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:00 pm
by TPRJones
Depends on how many there are. They're the piranhas of the canine world. Individually small and wimpy, but en mass they can skeletonize a child.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:40 pm
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:Depends on how many there are. They're the piranhas of the canine world. Individually small and wimpy, but en mass they can skeletonize a child.
Yeah, that's why you send in an intern or ten. They go pretty cheap. Stoned high schoolers could round them up.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:05 pm
by Vince
Malcolm wrote:You are fucking kidding me. All the Animal Control dudes are looking at the list of shit to take care of ...

"Let's see here. Doberman pincher reported attacking joggers. Couple German Shepherds have bitten about a dozen people. Oooh, that's a request for the apprehension of an Irish Wolfhound, and this one, pack of ... pack of what? Fuck that. Wolfhound it is."

That has to be something you could send a trainee or half-price intern out to do.
I was talking to a guy from the animal shelter some years ago. He said poodles are the worst as far as temperament.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:10 pm
by GORDON
I'm calling bullshit. In Arizona coyotes would be eating those things like Lay's potato chips.



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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:15 pm
by Vince
Good point Gordo. I suspect they aren't strays and are put up at night. That's when they'd be killed by coyotes, more than likely.