Robert Castle, defending, said: "I am delighted to say the hamster has now been found. He was hiding under a rug and is safe and well."
man loses girl
To hamster. He also fucks up getting rid of it.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."