Pope Kettle lectures pots
Pope bitches out everyone for not giving enough money to the poor. Meanwhile the Vatican has somewhere between a few and ten billion dollars of net worth.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."