Miley Cyrus is hot?

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According to Maxim she is.

I don't think I get it.

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Yes. Don't be ridiculous. Even with the punk rock hair.



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No, no, and no.
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I don't get it. I always thought she was a bit of a butterface.
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Fuck, no.
Yes. Don't be ridiculous. Even with the punk rock hair.

That makes her look like more of a tool. And she's still only one degree away from the demon-spawn from hell that brought us "Achy Breaky Heart."
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I'd hit it.

She's cute, but not hot. Absolutely should NOT be #1. She should be in be 70s.
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I'd hit it.

If I never, ever, fucking ever had to see her again.
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Oh, the hottest. I didn't realise we were talking about the epitome of hotness. Then no.

But doable? Cooomeeee oonnnn!
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You're insane.

First, I'd bet she's a freak in bed. She just seems like it. I rather fuck a moderately attractive woman who is a freak I bed than a super hot woman who is worthless in bed.

Second, she's rich as fuck. I'd be her booty call to get spoiled.

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"I sleep in, golf, play cards, chase skirts, goof off, watch moves, play video games, and occasionally give it to Miley Cyrus."
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I bet she's high maintenance and has never seen Airplane.
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Isn't that the new Denzel Washington movie?

she'd say
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TheCatt wrote:I bet she's high maintenance and has never seen Airplane.
That's kind of what I'm working towards. Eventually that would start outweighing the money and fucking. One and done. Fuck carrying on.
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Eventually that would start outweighing the money and fucking.


If only a technology existed that would allow her to go back in time to see Airplane...

As for the high maintenance part, they are all high maintenance. They just each require different types of service.
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As for the high maintenance part, they are all high maintenance.

Before I call bullshit, define "they."
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Women.
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Leisher wrote:Women.
That's what I thought. So yeah, I call bullshit on that as a tautology.
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Leisher wrote:Women.
Bullshit.
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I will accept that most women - especially those that have bought into the bullshit princess mentality perpetuated by nearly every chick-flick ever made - are high maintenance.

Some are low maintenance. But they are rare in our age groups, IMO.
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I think it is only women with ovaries that have emotional problems. The rest are stable.
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There are always exceptions to the rule, however the general rule of thumb on women is that there is maintenance involved.

And there should be... if you don't think so, then you're doing it wrong. (Or you're the one that's high maintenance.)

There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not condemning them. I'd rather spend time with my wife than one of you clowns (and I say that with the highest respect), but if you really break things down, they set the rules because they are the ones with more needs.
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