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“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
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“I told him if you keep eating like this, it’s going to kill ya,” Basso said. “He’d say, 'I just love your place, Jon.' He’s the only person I know who was probably at the restaurant more than I [was]; he’d be here every darned day.”

Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years.

In March 2011, Blair River, the restaurant's 575-pound representative, died from complications stemming from pneumonia. He was 29.

Good goddamn. Shooting heroin might be a bit less deadly than going to this place every day.

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Customers who weigh over 350 pounds eat free.

Jesus.




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Publicity stunt.
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thibodeaux wrote:Publicity stunt.
The 350+ lb = free rule or the deaths?
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death
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They should hire a new publicity guy that's thin, and only orders salads there, but goes there for the tits.

Just be honest about it.

Even Hooters has trouble doing that. Best episode of "undercover Boss" was when the Hooters owner saw sexual harassment going on in his restaurant and was shocked. I don't think he's been that shocked since he watched "The Real World" and couldn't understand why a Nazi, a jews, a black guy, a KKK member, and an Amish guy couldn't get along.
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Now there's a guy who knows how to celebrate Fat Tuesday!



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