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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:43 pm
by unkbill
Tell me if you have heard it before. I have heard it from 3 different people in 3 different places. They all swore they knew the same women.
This women works in a local hospital. She has a son that is slow but can fend for himself. Supposedly he has watched to much Lord of the Rings. A midget Jehovah Witness shows up on the doorstep when mom is at work. He grabs her shoves her in a closet and puts a couch up against the door. Calls his mother in panic and says he has a dwarf locked in the closet. After the second call she calls off work and goes home. There in the closet is a disheveled small women.
I was told charges are pending. But I figure if she has a true heart(Which she should if a true JW) she will understand.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:44 am
by Malcolm
Can't say I've ever heard that one before.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:52 pm
by Troy
Yes. I have heard this one.

It was a leprechaun, though.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:25 pm
by GORDON
I heard it as a 12 inch pianist.

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:11 pm
by Troy