Tell me if you have heard it before. I have heard it from 3 different people in 3 different places. They all swore they knew the same women.
This women works in a local hospital. She has a son that is slow but can fend for himself. Supposedly he has watched to much Lord of the Rings. A midget Jehovah Witness shows up on the doorstep when mom is at work. He grabs her shoves her in a closet and puts a couch up against the door. Calls his mother in panic and says he has a dwarf locked in the closet. After the second call she calls off work and goes home. There in the closet is a disheveled small women.
I was told charges are pending. But I figure if she has a true heart(Which she should if a true JW) she will understand.
In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
