The "Totally not porn, but yeah this is porn" Genre

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:31 am

Catt wants the perfect amalgam of porn and a non-porn Hollywood movie. I am so here for this experiment.

You want more sex than a typical Hollywood film, but not so much that it takes focus away from the story. Also, the sex has to be shown more than your average soft core movie on Skinemax.

Is it possible?

Has this ever been done? I think once...

Imagine Top Gun exactly the same except the Kelly McGinnis-Tom Cruise sex scene was a full hardcore sex scene instead of the soft BS we got. Does it completely change the movie? Is it too much porn for a regular audience? Too little for someone looking to nut?

Do we then need to change the actual sex scenes, so they're not the 27 position marathons, and instead reflect what sex would be like in real life? "We've got 5 minutes before the kids come home. Take off your pants..."

I really think Caligula is the mix you want, but if someone gets turned on by that film they need to be locked up.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:42 am

I've heard ok things about Love, but it still has that

Unaware of the effect it will have on their relationship, they invite their pretty neighbor into their bed.

it has impending doom. The sex is real in this movie, apparently.

I saw parts of Caligula once. I cannot recall if it was the short or long version. I remember people being naked for almost no reason.

Leisher wrote: I really think Caligula is the mix you want, but if someone gets turned on by that film they need to be locked up.

That doesn't sound like what I want, then.

Probably more like... 9 1/2 weeks. But a little happier. Or, Pretty Woman with more sex.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:48 am

I think I reviewed "Love" on the forum, once. It ended up being a "Netflix and Chill" movie with some tinder girl. And chilling was done.

Calligula was a college porn movie. Meaning, the local video store didn't have PORN porn, so we rented that to fuck girls to.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:02 am

There's a real blowjob in Brown Bunny.

TheCatt wrote: 9 1/2 weeks

Great example. That movie doesn't change at all if the scenes are all actual sex.

TheCatt wrote: Pretty Woman

If I remember, there would only be one actual sex scene in that movie.

GORDON wrote: And chilling was done.

Post pics or it never happened.

GORDON wrote: Calligula was a college porn movie. Meaning, the local video store didn't have PORN porn, so we rented that to fuck girls to.

Just no. That's what serial killers watch to jack off.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:08 am

Leisher wrote: That movie doesn't change at all if the scenes are all actual sex.

I'm not saying it has to be actual sex, just more sex/sexier. I don't really care if simulated. It just seems like 90% of the sexy movies out there are also about broken, depressing people who live terrible lives and make horrible decisions; But, at least they fuck, I guess.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:10 am

Maybe an NC-17 version of the Thomas Crown Affair? I dunno. (I was originally going to say an R-rated version, but apparently the remake was Rated R. My memory of it is more PG-13)

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:11 am

TheCatt wrote: I'm not saying it has to be actual sex, just more sex/sexier. I don't really care if simulated.

You're killing this genre before we even get it off the ground. Why are you against people fucking?

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:20 am

Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote: I'm not saying it has to be actual sex, just more sex/sexier. I don't really care if simulated.
You're killing this genre before we even get it off the ground. Why are you against people fucking?

Whoa, hey now - Did I say I was against that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersYYsujVdc