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I thought of an amazing...ly bad one this morning... possibly the worst one ever.

There's a trainer at the gym (female) who might be the most physically perfect woman I know in real life. I won't say any more. But she doesn't have a ring, looks maybe 22, and is just like WOW.

But this morning I saw her dropping a toddler off at the daycare.... I didn't know she was a mom.

Then later when I saw her in the gym I thought of the line:

"DAMN if my mom looked as fine as you I'd have severe psychological problems now."

"If my mom were as hot as you, I never would have left her vagina."

Noice.

TheCatt wrote:"If my mom were as hot as you, I never would have left her vagina."

I'll give you a $20 if you use that on the woman at the club as she's dropping her kid off and film it.

Leisher wrote:

TheCatt wrote:"If my mom were as hot as you, I never would have left her vagina."

I'll give you a $20 if you use that on the woman at the club as she's dropping her kid off and film it.

I'll double it.

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