I thought of an amazing...ly bad one this morning... possibly the worst one ever.
There's a trainer at the gym (female) who might be the most physically perfect woman I know in real life. I won't say any more. But she doesn't have a ring, looks maybe 22, and is just like WOW.
But this morning I saw her dropping a toddler off at the daycare.... I didn't know she was a mom.
Then later when I saw her in the gym I thought of the line:
"DAMN if my mom looked as fine as you I'd have severe psychological problems now."
Bad pickup lines.
Bad pickup lines.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Re: Bad pickup lines.
"If my mom were as hot as you, I never would have left her vagina."
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: Bad pickup lines.
I'll give you a $20 if you use that on the woman at the club as she's dropping her kid off and film it.TheCatt wrote:"If my mom were as hot as you, I never would have left her vagina."
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Re: Bad pickup lines.
I'll double it.Leisher wrote:I'll give you a $20 if you use that on the woman at the club as she's dropping her kid off and film it.TheCatt wrote:"If my mom were as hot as you, I never would have left her vagina."
It's not me, it's someone else.