Need for Speed
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:44 pm
Synopsis:
Cars go fast.
Review:
A Fast and Furious clone with Michael Keaton whoring himself out in B-movie schlock the same year he was in Birdman. Just wtf. There's a plot but who gives a fuck? Something about a dick racer (Dominic Cooper -- the present Preacher) framing and pussy-stealing from another, slightly less dick racer.
Verdict:
Yawn.
Cars go fast.
Review:
A Fast and Furious clone with Michael Keaton whoring himself out in B-movie schlock the same year he was in Birdman. Just wtf. There's a plot but who gives a fuck? Something about a dick racer (Dominic Cooper -- the present Preacher) framing and pussy-stealing from another, slightly less dick racer.
Verdict:
Yawn.