Synopsis:
Cars go fast.
Review:
A Fast and Furious clone with Michael Keaton whoring himself out in B-movie schlock the same year he was in Birdman. Just wtf. There's a plot but who gives a fuck? Something about a dick racer (Dominic Cooper -- the present Preacher) framing and pussy-stealing from another, slightly less dick racer.
Verdict:
Yawn.
Need for Speed
Need for Speed
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."