Unnatural

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Malcolm
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Unnatural

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Synopsis:
The story of your mom and how she came into the world. Actually, the tired story of a genetically engineered monster run amok.

Review:
This company's secret R+D station in the Arctic starts fucking with the DNA of various northern animals and accidentally produces a super predator that proceeds to wipe out the contents of a small cabin. You may remember James Remar but that's about it for notables in this snooze fest. To the credit of the director, he tries his best not to show the suited actor and minimizes any CG, but it's about as convincing as Jaws looks now.

Verdict:
Yawn.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
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