Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:54 pm
Synopsis:
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Nothing like that.
Review:
Michael Madsen is the most noteworthy name in this horror-comedy in which a demonic lumberjack kills motherfuckers so he can mix their blood into his gigantic pancakes on his equally gigantic grittle. By "motherfuckers" I mean counselors for a Christian youth camp. Other than an absurd premise for a villain, this is a goddamn near paint-by-numbers slasher flick.
Also -- copious titties.
Verdict:
It's the John Kasich of horror movies. It doesn't take itself that seriously and neither should you.
Edited By Malcolm on 1460343653
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Nothing like that.
Review:
Michael Madsen is the most noteworthy name in this horror-comedy in which a demonic lumberjack kills motherfuckers so he can mix their blood into his gigantic pancakes on his equally gigantic grittle. By "motherfuckers" I mean counselors for a Christian youth camp. Other than an absurd premise for a villain, this is a goddamn near paint-by-numbers slasher flick.
Also -- copious titties.
Verdict:
It's the John Kasich of horror movies. It doesn't take itself that seriously and neither should you.
Edited By Malcolm on 1460343653