Lumberjack Man - At 'Dem Flicks with Malcolm

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Synopsis:
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Nothing like that.

Review:
Michael Madsen is the most noteworthy name in this horror-comedy in which a demonic lumberjack kills motherfuckers so he can mix their blood into his gigantic pancakes on his equally gigantic grittle. By "motherfuckers" I mean counselors for a Christian youth camp. Other than an absurd premise for a villain, this is a goddamn near paint-by-numbers slasher flick.

Also -- copious titties.

Verdict:
It's the John Kasich of horror movies. It doesn't take itself that seriously and neither should you.




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Isn't this one of the "8 films to die for" or "After Dark festival" movies?
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Yes. 2015 After Dark.



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Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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