Sharknado 4

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Now with more Gary Busey.

Looks like Tara is coming back too. Maybe the fans saved her?
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Leisher wrote:Now with more Gary Busey.

Looks like Tara is coming back too. Maybe the fans saved her?

They cast Gary as the lead shark?
Somewhat amazingly, Gary Busey has yet to appear in a Sharknado motion picture. That gross oversight will be rectified when the film vet/reality-TV personality plays dad to Tara Reid in Sharknado 4.

Damn. Least they got...
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They left out Tara's bad plastic surgery and petrification-inducing visage. It looks like they had to hire someone to draw her while everyone else appears photoshopped.
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Met Tara Reid today. My son was charming to her.
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You took your son to the local bordello for her guest appearance?
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Nah, she was sweet. I don't have anything bad to say about her today.
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Premiere is under an hour away. SF ran the first two yesterday and the third is leading to today's debut. Looks brainless and Bay-splosive.
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Shamless Xfinity name and product dropping have occurred. Fuckloads of cameos already ten minutes in. Wayne Newton, Vince Neil, Carrot Top.
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Forgot that was on this weekend. I'll have to see if I can DVR one of the 10,000 replays.
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Finally watched this, and it's just a mess of a film. Horrible. Even by Sharknado standards. Considering the buzz these films used to receive, I think this is where you can say it has jumped the shark.
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