flight attendants being bitches

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:59 pm

Because smart phones and tablets used during those fucking retarded safety speeches might cause the world to end.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:28 pm

I've never had much respect for the airplane waitresses, but I started actively hating them when they ignored the fact I had a 350 pound behemoth in the seat next to me taking up half my seat and they kept slamming into me with the drink cart and would never even make eye contact with me, much less apologize.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:32 pm

From my cold, dead hands.

Post by **Vince** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:47 pm

Unless forced at gunpoint, I don't foresee ever flying again in my life. Unless I become stinking rich enough to use private jets exclusively.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:17 pm

Vince wrote:Unless forced at gunpoint, I don't foresee ever flying again in my life. Unless I become stinking rich enough to use private jets exclusively.

I have to take a minimum of two plane trips a year. I pray for snowstorms that ground me every time.