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OK, so I have a question: My wife and I are celebrating our anniversary tomorrow... part of our plans involves a couples massage. We have a private room, and each get massaged by a different person.

Would it be rude to ask for a happy ending? Or is that just expected?

OK, serious question:
How do people feel about getting massaged by a person of the same sex? How do yall feel about your wife getting massaged by someone of the opposite sex?

I had a massage from a dude once. He was decent, but it just felt weird. I couldn't quite enjoy it fully.

The place we're going does it: 1 masseur, 1 masseuse. And they assign opposite sex. I was kinda hoping for 2 women, but then wasn't sure if that was rude to ask for.
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This is the gayest post I've read since Thib asked about hand moisturizers.
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Cakedaddy wrote:This is the gayest post I've read since Thib asked about hand moisturizers.
Seriously? Getting a massage is gay?

YOU'RE GAY
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My experience with it is if you aren't sexualizing it in any way, it's not weird to get a massage from a guy. If you have a good one and prefer a deep tissue massage, men tend to be better. Women can have strong hands too, but the larger finder tips on a guy allows him to apply more pressure without it feeling like your being stabbed.

First time I had a massage from a guy it was weird for about 10 minutes, but then I was about half asleep for the rest of it.

My asshole did hurt when I woke up, though.
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All things being equal, I'd prefer getting touched by a chick than a dude.

Unless she's fat. Then it's a tossup.
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GORDON wrote:All things being equal, I'd prefer getting touched by a chick than a dude.

Unless she's fat. Then it's a tossup.
And would you prefer a chick touching your chick, or a dude?
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TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote:All things being equal, I'd prefer getting touched by a chick than a dude.

Unless she's fat. Then it's a tossup.
And would you prefer a chick touching your chick, or a dude?
Chick on chick, of course.

When at all possible I prefer to own the only penis in the room.

All other things being equal.
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