Tis a dark, dark day

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:16 am

For on this day, the 5th seal was broken, and Malcolm was born.

Happy Birthday!

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:46 am

Get drunk!

Who am I kidding... you live drunk.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:16 pm

2 plus litres of vodka on standby plus tomorrow off. In addition, I've got "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" DVR'd.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:04 pm

That was on Netflix at one point.

I always liked Billy Jack, for nostalgia reasons, but I never saw that one.

I remember it being gravid with hippies.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:27 pm

Billy Jack series:
Born Losers ... not seen
Billy Jack ... seen it, 50% hippie politics, 50% Billy Jack kicking ass
Trial of Billy Jack ... 80% hippie politics, 20% Billy Jack kicking ass
Billy Jack Goes to Washington ... we'll see

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:36 pm

Actually, the fifth seal is kind of boring.

Revelation 6:9-11
9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they [were], should be fulfilled.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:55 pm

Remove the "When I am mad" and insert "Malcolm's thought pattern":

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:18 pm

Maybe during rush hour when people think physics magically doesn't apply.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:02 pm

Malcolm wrote:Maybe during rush hour when people think physics magically doesn't apply.

You know what I love? My 10 minute commute.... 19-25 minutes when I'm on my bike.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:33 pm

I only clock 20-30 minutes at absolute worst, but some parts are just goddamned infuriating, particularly when the city has put every major road in a 10-block radius into construction mode and taken away half the fucking lanes. Because they need orange plastic barrel storage, I think.

Going to work isn't that bad. Returning is fucking killing me some days. Thinking of adjusting my hours or something.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:46 am

Any birthday when you aren't in jail.... could be worse.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:50 am

Happy You're Not In Prison Getting Raped In The Showers Birthday!

Post by **Vince** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:01 am

Happy Birthday Malcolm!

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:32 am

Happy Birthday!

Let me know where to send the commissary checks.

Post by **Troy** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:37 am

Happy extra extra Drunk day!

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:21 pm

Went out to a good sea food joint. 1.5 pounds of boiled lobster. Fucking awesome. Booze, complimentary. Watching a mummy-themed funk/r&b (like with brass) band, Here Come the Mummies, right now.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:25 pm

Malcolm wrote:Went out to a good sea food joint. 1.5 pounds of boiled lobster. Fucking awesome. Booze, complimentary. Watching a mummy-themed funk/r&b (like with brass) band, Here Come the Mummies, right now.

That band is on Bob & Tom morning radio a lot.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:09 pm

GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Went out to a good sea food joint. 1.5 pounds of boiled lobster. Fucking awesome. Booze, complimentary. Watching a mummy-themed funk/r&b (like with brass) band, Here Come the Mummies, right now.
That band is on Bob & Tom morning radio a lot.

Great show. Doing a song now called "Coming in my pants.". All the innuendo of a tenacious d song.