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WillYouPressTheButton.com is based on the premise that pushing a button grants you something, but also has a specific consequence.

I found this one interesting:
You have the power to become invisible.
but...
You shit your pants every time you do.


Only 48% of the people would do it! WTF?!?!
Don't they realize that they already have the power to shit their pants? Why not take the power of invisibility along with it?
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Here was a decent one:
Every "bad" disease such as HIV/Cancer/Malaria/AIDS will be gone forever
but...
Everyone having such an disease at the moment will die
It's not me, it's someone else.
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You will become incredibly sexually attractive to the opposite gender.
but ...
All beings of the opposite gender are now half-human hybrids who will not ask for your consent.

LOL
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TheCatt wrote:Here was a decent one:
Every "bad" disease such as HIV/Cancer/Malaria/AIDS will be gone forever
but...
Everyone having such an disease at the moment will die
Do not like. Those things might get cured in the near future without the 100% fatality rate.

Besides... killing everyone currently with AIDS actually would eliminate AIDS.
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You recieve a large amount of any drug of your choice
but...
Your only allowed to give it away with no profit


Only 36% of people would do this?!?!
I can get tons of life-saving drugs and give them to the needy, saving thousands of lives. Why not?

There was one earlier where you could change into any animal at will, but the transformation caused excruciating pain. Most people didn't do it. WHY NOT? If it hurts too much don't do it. Why not push the button and have the option though?

And why would 21% of people want to be "the best survivalist ever" when the consequence is being the only person on Earth (death to everyone you love), and being hunted by zombies that can only be killed by uranium? WTF?

There are a lot of "you can be in a famous fictional universe but..." I realized that just being in *most* fictional universes is bad enough regardless of whatever consequences they make up.




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This one I like.

People have incredible lack of foresight.




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The best questions tend to be ones that have an equal number of people on each side.

I found one that is split exactly 50:50.
You will become the leader of the free world
but...
Half of the world will hate you


Only half? That's great!
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You get anything you want from objects to sex legaly.
But...
You are stuck living in North Korea for eternity.


Dafuq?




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The mutton?
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yeah i fixed it
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That confuses me further.
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it used to be a typo that said nutton. i fixed the typo.
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I don't get this one.

You could draw anything you see in your head perfectly
but
You could only draw it on used toilet paper

That's not a downside. 98% of people can't draw for shit.
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I would restrict my canvases to toilet paper that's been used to TP someone's house, like those assholes that hand out carrots on Halloween.
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TheCatt wrote:That's not a downside. 98% of people can't draw for shit.
Knowing how to draw is knowing how to see.
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GORDON wrote:
TheCatt wrote:That's not a downside. 98% of people can't draw for shit.
Knowing how to draw is knowing how to see.
False.
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