I'll start:
So one day a few weeks back I come home during 90 degree temperatures to find the house all sealed up, which is unusual for my wife because she hates AC.
I walk in and it's hot in the house. I tell her that and ask why the windows aren't open if she doesn't have the AC on. She says it is on, so I go check.
It's set for 80. This was intentional. She thinks that's a normal temperature for AC. The poor dog was lying on the floor panting.
She routinely walks around during the day with a robe on when I set the AC for 72-75.
Meanwhile, at night she's the exact opposite. She wants it to be as cold as possible, and constantly kicks off the covers.
Women have broken internal thermometers.
Things wives do
Holy crap.
If it's more than 75 degrees for very long you will find me lying naked on a tile floor trying to soak up some coolness out of it. I once worked in a place that kept the thermostat at 78 degrees, and I quit that job because it was just too damn hot. I have a special water-cooled mattress pad on my bed that gets down to 50 degrees and it is the greatest thing I have ever owned.
If I ever do meet the love of my life and she insists on setting the temperature to 80 degrees we're going to be living in separate houses.
If it's more than 75 degrees for very long you will find me lying naked on a tile floor trying to soak up some coolness out of it. I once worked in a place that kept the thermostat at 78 degrees, and I quit that job because it was just too damn hot. I have a special water-cooled mattress pad on my bed that gets down to 50 degrees and it is the greatest thing I have ever owned.
If I ever do meet the love of my life and she insists on setting the temperature to 80 degrees we're going to be living in separate houses.
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