Hippos spreading through Columbia

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Pablo Escobar's illegal herd got out of his zoo after he died and are actually spreading.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27905743

Interesting. They either have to do a massive slaughter, or the amazon will be overrun by hippos.

I wonder if piranhas would eat them all, though.
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biofuel
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That's gonna become your thing.
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I think it already is.

It solves so many problems involving excess organics.
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Inefficient, though. How many houses will be powered by the hippo biofuel conversion plant that you built for 20 mil? Only got a couple hundred hippos to convert.
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You can do biofuel efficiently, at least in theory. It's still being worked on.

But you wouldn't build it for a single input type. You'd build it to take organic paste as input, and then convert your input to paste first. Simpler.
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Or, one could grow a Lexx.
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From hippo paste?
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Why not? They grew the one in the show from the corpses of thousands and thousands of "criminals."



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Need more hippos.
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Truth be told, the main reason I like "biofuel" is it reminds me so much of "fethers".

So who's the nerd now?




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Don't you bring my childhood into this. UO 4 evar.
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Pictured: Pablo Escobar riding one of his many pet hippos back in the day.
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