Some of these are hilarious.
A bunch more in the comments section too.
Military Punishments
Bootcamp. SOme random period of instruction or something.
Recruit: Sir! This recruit requests permission to make a head call!
(head call = go to the bathroom)
Drill Instructor: Is it an emergency?
Recruit: Sir, yes sir!
DI: Well then I want you to run, and I want to see flashing lights and hear a siren.
So this recruit runs to the head while using his hands over his head to mimic flashing lights, and wailing a loud, "Weeeeeeeooooooowweeeeeeeeooooo" siren sound.
I have tons of hilarious punishment stories.
Recruit: Sir! This recruit requests permission to make a head call!
(head call = go to the bathroom)
Drill Instructor: Is it an emergency?
Recruit: Sir, yes sir!
DI: Well then I want you to run, and I want to see flashing lights and hear a siren.
So this recruit runs to the head while using his hands over his head to mimic flashing lights, and wailing a loud, "Weeeeeeeooooooowweeeeeeeeooooo" siren sound.
I have tons of hilarious punishment stories.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."