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As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Malcolm
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Synopsis:
Klaus Kinski plays a cross-dressing serial killer Nazi in an otherwise standard slasher flick.

Plot:
The sentence above, that's it. He a landlord who specializes in renting apartments to women so he can kill them.

If you don't know who Klaus is, he's this cheery looking bloke:
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If you watch Metalocalypse, you know him from the "Dethfashion" episode as the model for the fashion designer who likes his special leather.
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The entire movie is based on the fact that he is a creepy-looking motherfucker. That's further enhanced when you consider that Klaus was an incestuous child molester.

Verdict:
This movie rises to C-level status because of Klaus. A Klaus biopic would be a more effective horror film.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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