TV - Orange is the New Black - Yay! Netflix.

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This is a Netflix original series about a thin, blonde, cute WASPy chick who goes to prison for 15 months because 10 years ago she transported drug money through an airport and someone gave up her name for a reduced sentence.

Fish out of water.

I am on ep9 of a 13 ep season. Her bfriend is becoming a bigger and bigger douche, and I don't even know if I am supposed to think that. He's like Mr. Sensitive PC Journalist Man, and he is just coming off as a gigantic douche.
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Worth watching? Was considering this for post-HoC watching.
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I am liking it ok. Not my fave thing, but its ok. Wives would prolly like it too.
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Spoilers... I didn't know Donna got topless...
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GORDON wrote:Spoilers... I didn't know Donna got topless...
Was that a major plot point or something?
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Now I miss the chance to be pleasantly surprised by her scientologist boobies.
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GORDON wrote:Now I miss the chance to be pleasantly surprised by her scientologist boobies.
Now you have time to prepare and enjoy to the fullest extent.
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I guess tomato/tomato.
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I think they're probably a bit bigger than that.
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Tons of girl on girl.
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Cakedaddy wrote:Tons of girl on girl.
Bullshit. Then why's G watching?
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Cakedaddy wrote:Tons of girl on girl.
Bullshit. Then why's G watching?
Because the all-woman cast is always talking about their feelings and you know I love that.
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<span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>LIES.</span>

We do not see Hot Donna's boobs.

Lots and lots of other boobs, though.




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GORDON wrote:<span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>LIES.</span>

We do not see Hot Donna's boobs.

Lots and lots of other boobs, though.

So I'm torn.

Lots of boobs, but also women talking about feelings?

I guess I have a mute button.




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I want to say it looks familiar, but I don't remember seeing her full boobs. There are a lot of shower sex scenes. Maybe that was the episode I watched half asleep and trying to stay awake (due to a fucked up schedule, not that girl on girl makes me drowsy. I love girl on girl. I was the first one to love girl on girl).

I mean, there it is. I must have blinked or something.
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TheCatt wrote:So I'm torn.

Lots of boobs, but also women talking about feelings?

I guess I have a mute button.
It's a drama about women in prison where all men are different degrees of evil. OF COURSE they are talking about their feelings.

With boobies.
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Maybe that was the episode I watched half asleep and trying to stay awake...
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I think it was an earlier episode before the boobies were spoiled. I had already missed them.

I can't decide if Piper is a victim or a a shitty person, herself. She gets shat upon left and right and I don't know if she had it coming, or not.

I still think her bfriend is a massive tool, though.

Also, I realized there was an obvious message being sent with the dude who was anti-lesbian, yet in his personal life he had a fake marriage and at the end he ended up being actually homicidal.
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