too fast, not furious enough

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:53 pm

Paul Walker.

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:56 pm

I try to think anything except "dumbass" and fail.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:57 pm

GORDON wrote:I try to think anything except "dumbass" and fail.

In his defense, he's allegedly not the driver of the car.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:48 am

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:01 pm

Living mannequins to be used. Bonus points if his character dies running into a telephone phone after texting "YOLO" to Vin Diesel's character.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed May 28, 2014 7:10 pm

What's the difference between a Honda and a Porsche?
Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:32 pm

Vin Diesel names daughter after Paul Walker.

I named her <s>Should Have Called a Chaffeur</s> Pauline

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:34 pm

Hard to believe he can have 4 kids with a woman and still look so stiff and awkward in a love scene with a woman.

Post by **Vince** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:47 pm

I'm telling you, he just can't act.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:32 pm

Vince wrote:I'm telling you, he just can't act.

I think he just can't act straight.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:44 am

Dead guy's daughter sues Porsche.

The suit claims the car, which was marketed as a street-legal race car, lacked a proper stability control system and safeguards to protect occupants and keep it from catching fire after a collision.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:42 pm

Michelle is jealous.

"It wasn't a sadness that he's gone, it's more like a jealousy that he's there first."