From here.
St. Louis, cesspool of the Midwest. I'll note that leaving the airport from Minneapolis, I barely had to break stride to make it through security. No laptop out of the bag, no shoes off, etc. Leaving the cesspool, nope, all that bullshit was back in full force. All the respect they gained in the Twin Cities just got canceled out.
TSA declares war on monkeys
“She said, ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” May told King 5 News.
I'm starting to think the TSA is really just a job program for the most retarded of Americans that are too stupid to do anything else.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
And just think what the unemployment rate would be if the TSA didn't exist... cross-topic reference.TPRJones wrote:I'm starting to think the TSA is really just a job program for the most retarded of Americans that are too stupid to do anything else.“She said, ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” May told King 5 News.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
On Monday, the TSA issued a statement, saying "TSA officers are dedicated to keeping the nation's transportation security systems safe and secure for the traveling public. Under longstanding aircraft security policy, and out of an abundance of caution, realistic replicas of firearms are prohibited in carry-on bags."
Realistic? I simply must see this gun.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."