Synopsis:
A group of British adults prove they're stupider than their barely out of preschool children. This coincides with said children turning into psycho stalker slasher killers.
Review:
This movie is a reminder that every child is a potential murderer and every adult is a potential fucktard. The kids in this flick rank slightly above Death in Final Destination as least imposing horror movie villain. Fortunately, they only need to outwit several overprotective mothers, a father who succeeds in beating the shit out of the only child that doesn't have her angeldust switch flipped to ON, and the battered child in question who's stuck in some kind of emo phase.
The pacing is intolerably slow at the beginning and you could swear the first 30 minutes is a bad holiday family film. There are far too many conveniences for the children. All the phones are in places they can reach. It's 2008 in the UK and only the teenager has a cell phone? But hey, that's cool because they happen to be in a cell phone dead zone. The adults are delusional enough to think they're not being stabbed by malicious youngsters when they're in the middle of being fucking stabbed by malicious youngsters. The list goes on.