The life story of an Indian dude, focusing on a period in which he was involved in a shipwreck, and he ends up sharing a life raft with a few of the zoo animals the ship was transporting, including a full grown tiger.
The story changes tone disturbingly in the last 10 minutes. Someone start a spoiler thread if you want to discuss it.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."