GI Joe 3
The second one was so bad that they delayed it a year or two and re-shot a bunch of scenes, so obviously they would green light a third.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
However, what’s more impressive is raking in $80 million overseas—so whoever at Paramount decided to delay the film by nine months for 3D conversion looks like a genius now.
I wonder why.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Want to hear something hilarious?
Wife is going out on "girl's night." They are planning to go see the new GI Joe movie. I say, "What? That isn't a chick flick." She says, "I know, but X says she wants to see it and it is full of hot men like Channing Tatum." I told her, "This sounds like the worst girl's night-movie I have ever heard of or read about." She says, "Nah, cute guys." I try it one more time: "Seriously, this is just a horrible, horrible idea for girl's night. Don't do it. See anything except that." I am ignored.
So the girls went to see GI Joe: 2.
They didn't like it, and Channing Tatum died 5 minutes in.
Girls are dumb.
Wife is going out on "girl's night." They are planning to go see the new GI Joe movie. I say, "What? That isn't a chick flick." She says, "I know, but X says she wants to see it and it is full of hot men like Channing Tatum." I told her, "This sounds like the worst girl's night-movie I have ever heard of or read about." She says, "Nah, cute guys." I try it one more time: "Seriously, this is just a horrible, horrible idea for girl's night. Don't do it. See anything except that." I am ignored.
So the girls went to see GI Joe: 2.
They didn't like it, and Channing Tatum died 5 minutes in.
Girls are dumb.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
GORDON wrote:They didn't like it, and Channing Tatum died 5 minutes in.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/cartman
EDIT: It's also a few mil shy of breaking even on its $134M budget.
Edited By Malcolm on 1364855838
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
You'd be shocked how well mindless exported American action movies play overseas given the proper circumstances.TheCatt wrote:I'm waiting for the real results to be released tomorrow. These have to be an April Fools joke.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."